This was a fun little skit I did with a few kids from my AP Spanish Language class. 🐷️
So this was a fun little skit I did with a few kids from my AP Spanish Language class.It was really memorable for me so I figured I’d post it up here along with the rest of my little tidbits.Creds also go to Lizzy, Suzie, and Patricia who were all part of my little skit group.It’s a parody of the “Three Little Pigs”, but in Spanish… obviously.I would translate it all, but it’s only for AP Spanish rug rats anyways.For this parody, you will need
- 1 Wolf mask (or a hairy dude)
- 3 Pig masks (or 3 fat people… I kid, I kid!)
- Guns/Knives (better if fake so no one accidentally gets shanked)
- Fake monopoly money
- Light-saber (optional… helps create image of psychopath)
Characters
- Piggie 1 - Druggie - D - Lizzy D - needs a plastic bag with “leaves” (it’s supposed to be marijuana durrrr) in it.
- Piggie 2 - Terrorist- T - Suzie T - needs a grenade like object… because T is a terrorist.
- Piggie 3 - Psychopath - Patricia P - needs a lot of courage to act like a psychopath. And maybe a light-saber.
- Wolf - F***** Up Wolf - Frances
SCRIPT BEGINS
- F: (talking on phone in middle of nowhere) Hola jefe! Justamente encontre los lugares donde los tres mas grandes chanchitas de la mafia estan. Ahora voy a capturar los, jefe. Dame suerte.
Outside
- D: (playing with drugs) Hermanos… quieren?
- P: (tilts head) Quisas.
- S: (holds grenade up) KAMAKAMEHA! … No gracias.
- D: Okay, mas para mi…
- P: (tilt head) Oye, ya saben que el lobo ya sabe de nostotros y ya viene!
- D: Ehh… dame tiempo para pensar.
- S: Oye chanca tres, creo que necessitamos explotar el lobo!
- P: Okay buena idea chanca uno. Entonces te veo manana.
- P: (tilts head) Naranja? …
- S: NARANJAS!
At Druggie’s house
- F: (knock knock) Hola! alguien esta alli?
- D: Que?? No, son mis drogas. No, nadie esta aqui.
- F: Chancha estupida…. (rolls eyes).. Esto va hacer facil. Oye, chancha, tengo lo que quieres….
- D: (opens door fast) DROGAS??
- F: (holds up bag) Quieres este tipo de drogas???
- D: Eso me encantaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
- F: Si, lo se… Bueno, tengo una discuenta especial. Solo va a hacer $2 dolares.
- D: OMG! (throws money at wolf, sniffs drugs, throws old drugs away, and before she takes drugs away from wolf, wolf kills her)
- F: HAA YAHHHH! PWNED uno K.O
- D: (while dying) yooooooooooooo…………. D then dies
- F: Uno muerto, dos mas ahora……
At Terrorist’s house
- S: (looking around nervously)
- F: (knock knock) Hola? Alguien esta alli?
- S: OMG!!! OMGG!!! (rabble e.g. (achemedkamaphelemyana!)
- F: hmmm… extrano…
- S: Quien es?
- F: Soy un pintora! Quieres ver mis varias pinturas???
- S: Hmm okay okay, esta bien. Me gusta a Picasso. (opens door)
- F: HAHA! ahora mueres!!
- S: NOOOO.. (rabble) S dies
- F: Eso fue facil.
At Psychopath’s house
- F: (knocks on door) Muahahaha. Esta es la ultima chanchita.
- P: (hides)
- F: Knocks harder. Yo se que estas ahi! abreme la puerta chancha estupida!
- P: Nunca! Nunca me vas a atrapar!
- F: Ya mate a tus hermanas. Tambien te puedo matar a ti
- P: Que!?!!? Matastes a mis hermanas?!!?!
- F: Si, y ahora te matare a ti tambien
- P: Comes out from hiding place. Nadie mata a mis hermanas! Loba estupida! (shoots F)
- F: Ahhhh…(falls down)
- P: Muahahahaha
- F: NO! No voy a morir! (stands up with last bit of energy and stabs P)
- P: Nooooo…. P dies
- F: Ya puedo morir .. contento… F dies
SCRIPT ENDS
Conclusion?
Everyone died like a b*****!
Lesson Learned?
Don’t be no hairy or fat mo-fo and life will work out for you.Toodles people!