AP Spanish Language Skit

This was a fun little skit I did with a few kids from my AP Spanish Language class. 🐷️

So this was a fun little skit I did with a few kids from my AP Spanish Language class.It was really memorable for me so I figured I’d post it up here along with the rest of my little tidbits.Creds also go to Lizzy, Suzie, and Patricia who were all part of my little skit group.It’s a parody of the “Three Little Pigs”, but in Spanish… obviously.I would translate it all, but it’s only for AP Spanish rug rats anyways.For this parody, you will need

1. 1 Wolf mask (or a hairy dude)
2. 3 Pig masks (or 3 fat people… I kid, I kid!)
3. Guns/Knives (better if fake so no one accidentally gets shanked)
4. Fake monopoly money
5. Light-saber (optional… helps create image of psychopath)

Characters

• Piggie 1 - Druggie - D - Lizzy D - needs a plastic bag with “leaves” (it’s supposed to be marijuana durrrr) in it.
• Piggie 2 - Terrorist- T - Suzie T - needs a grenade like object… because T is a terrorist.
• Piggie 3 - Psychopath - Patricia P - needs a lot of courage to act like a psychopath. And maybe a light-saber.
• Wolf - F***** Up Wolf - Frances

SCRIPT BEGINS

• F: (talking on phone in middle of nowhere) Hola jefe! Justamente encontre los lugares donde los tres mas grandes chanchitas de la mafia estan. Ahora voy a capturar los, jefe. Dame suerte.

Outside

• D: (playing with drugs) Hermanos… quieren?
• P: (tilts head) Quisas.
• S: (holds grenade up) KAMAKAMEHA! … No gracias.
• D: Okay, mas para mi…
• P: (tilt head) Oye, ya saben que el lobo ya sabe de nostotros y ya viene!
• D: Ehh… dame tiempo para pensar.
• S: Oye chanca tres, creo que necessitamos explotar el lobo!
• P: Okay buena idea chanca uno. Entonces te veo manana.
• P: (tilts head) Naranja? …
• S: NARANJAS!

At Druggie’s house

• F: (knock knock) Hola! alguien esta alli?
• D: Que?? No, son mis drogas. No, nadie esta aqui.
• F: Chancha estupida…. (rolls eyes).. Esto va hacer facil. Oye, chancha, tengo lo que quieres….
• D: (opens door fast) DROGAS??
• F: (holds up bag) Quieres este tipo de drogas???
• D: Eso me encantaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
• F: Si, lo se… Bueno, tengo una discuenta especial. Solo va a hacer $2 dolares.
• D: OMG! (throws money at wolf, sniffs drugs, throws old drugs away, and before she takes drugs away from wolf, wolf kills her)
• F: HAA YAHHHH! PWNED uno K.O
• D: (while dying) yooooooooooooo…………. D then dies
• F: Uno muerto, dos mas ahora……

At Terrorist’s house

• S: (looking around nervously)
• F: (knock knock) Hola? Alguien esta alli?
• S: OMG!!! OMGG!!! (rabble e.g. (achemedkamaphelemyana!)
• F: hmmm… extrano…
• S: Quien es?
• F: Soy un pintora! Quieres ver mis varias pinturas???
• S: Hmm okay okay, esta bien. Me gusta a Picasso. (opens door)
• F: HAHA! ahora mueres!!
• S: NOOOO.. (rabble) S dies
• F: Eso fue facil.

At Psychopath’s house

• F: (knocks on door) Muahahaha. Esta es la ultima chanchita.
• P: (hides)
• F: Knocks harder. Yo se que estas ahi! abreme la puerta chancha estupida!
• P: Nunca! Nunca me vas a atrapar!
• F: Ya mate a tus hermanas. Tambien te puedo matar a ti
• P: Que!?!!? Matastes a mis hermanas?!!?!
• F: Si, y ahora te matare a ti tambien
• P: Comes out from hiding place. Nadie mata a mis hermanas! Loba estupida! (shoots F)
• F: Ahhhh…(falls down)
• P: Muahahahaha
• F: NO! No voy a morir! (stands up with last bit of energy and stabs P)
• P: Nooooo…. P dies
• F: Ya puedo morir .. contento… F dies

SCRIPT ENDS

Conclusion?

Everyone died like a b*****!

Lesson Learned?

Don’t be no hairy or fat mo-fo and life will work out for you.Toodles people!