The Best 20 Pick Up Lines
Cheesy, flirty, and a little self-aware — a list of pick-up lines I came up with back in 2014 that still make me smile (and maybe swoon) 💘
💘 Pick-Up Lines I Thought Of
I first made this list back in January 2014 — partly for laughs, partly for love. Most of these are cheesy, but hey, maybe I’m just cheesy for you 😉
1. (holds out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? 2. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? 3. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. 4. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look. 5. Gee, something’s wrong with my phone — it doesn’t have your number in it. 6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 7. Your lips look so lonely… would they like to meet mine? 8. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me — just wanted you to know I noticed too. 9. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart. 10. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start. 11. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth. 12. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King — treat me right and I’ll do it your way. 13. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 14. I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better? 15. On a scale of 1–10, you’re a 9… because I’m the 1 you need. 16. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. 17. Did you swallow a magnet? Because I can’t pull myself away. 18. No matter how much I practice, I’ll never make pictures of you pretty enough. 19. A whale’s heart weighs 13,000 lbs — but it still couldn’t love you as much as I do. 20. (looks at the leaves) Even the trees are falling for you 🍂
